An Email from my niece. She is trying to find paying work in marketing after graduating Magna Cum Laude from university.
Dear Yadda to Whom it May Yadda,
I yadda yadda'd this to you yadda afternoon concerning yadda and yadda, yet still have not heard yadda yadda from you.
Please yadda as soon as possible, or I will be forced to yadda your yadda yadda
Yadda yadda, have a nice day.
PS: Yadda yadda yadda.
Does any one feel the same level of apathy when trying to talk to publishers or tell the story of your latest work to agents?